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Minotaur In A China Shop

I'm John. 30. ENTP, Wisconsinite, third-generation firefighter, paramedic. Dating @tearlessbbshampoo. Currently working on the Southside of Chicago.

Shitposting and memes with the occasional medical field/firefighting related post. Usually posted in the middle of the night (US Central)

Tags I use often:

We out here harvesting dopamine
In case of lack of serotonin break glass
So there’s this cryptid
Union strong
I love this so much
<- So true bestie (denotes a tag copied from previous blog)
It me
The deep (posts related to night shift)

Sexual/nsfw posts are tagged with either

Seggsual
Nsfw

Or both

Original posts are usually tagged

Me
My posts
My face
Selfie
Stupidityismyjobsecurity

Or some combination of those.

Have fun, stay awhile, please send me asks/DMs/anons if you feel like it.

Pinned Post me my posts stupidityismyjobsecurity selfie my face union strong it me we out here harvesting dopamine in case of lack of serotonin break glass i love this so much seggsual nsfw

rydenxo

kvltmvtherfvcker1349mvrdermvsic:
“ abandonedandurbex:
“The New World Mall, in Bangkok, was closed in 1997 after it was found to have breached building regulations.
”
Yeah it looks like they put some of it in the water. Classic mall mistake
”

rydenxo

buscemifan

Eraserhead (1977) Dir. David Lynch

tearlessbbshampoo

antiqueanimals

The Fox and the Grapes. 1935. Harry Rountree.

they’re probably sour anyway

nonstickfryingpansexual

bowserwife

Mommy needs you to smoke the whole cigarette so you grow up big and strong, ok sweetie?

cat09tailsonline

annullo13

nonstickfryingpansexual

pitbolshevik

rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

pitbolshevik

if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.